Dear 'ole Dad: That's a pretty dress

Me: Thanks, I'm calling it my Inara Dress - because it looks like something she'd wear

Phil: Wow - it really does! Except Inara would be more colorful.

Me: Yeah, Irana can wear colors better than me. But if she were blonde, she'd wear brown - just like me right now.

Dear 'ole Dad: Isn't Inara the prostitute?

Me: Yes. Although technically she's a "companion."

Dear 'old Dad: What's the difference?

Phil: The training!

Dear 'ole Dad: I don't think you look like a prostitute

Me: Neither do I - but isn't it a pretty dress?

Dear 'ole Dad: It is a pretty dress