HOW MANY DUTCH CALVINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

They say that if you have one Dutchman, you have a theologian;
if have two, you have a church;
and if you have three, you have a division

Market research says that my primary blog readers are angry former catholics, bitter lapsed mormons, devout lutherans, or practicing catholics - which means most of you don't get the joke. But that's ok -

Kristie will giggle
And Jon would giggle (but he never reads this site - his loss!)

The rest of you will have to pretend giggle, or buy the new CD, Hymn to Potatoes and Other Choral Masterworks. (/Shamless plug).

For Dear 'Ole Dad (who can't wait to play this for the folks at his Dutch Calvinist Church tomorrow) and anyone else that is intensely curious, here is track #4 - - up for a limited time (because you really outta go buy the CD!)