BORING STORY
My old water bottle is lost.
Poof! Gone!
So, I've been using an ugly orange nalgene.
Because everyone talks about how unbreakable/wonderful they are.
Except I'm apparently not coordinated enough to have a hip/cool water bottle, because in the last four days I've spilled on myself at least six times. (Not just a little spill - big, drenching spills down the front of my shirt).
It's rather embarrassing.
I need to find my old (sippy-cup style-esque) water bottle.
The End.

I told you it was a boring story