GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT

Today I applied for a job with . . . THEM.
Not "them" exactly, but with people who are friends with "them"
Such good friends that they might as well be "them"
And we know "THEY" can never be friends with us
I'm too embarassed to even give you details
You might freak out on me
It's THAT bad!
(Almost immoral)

But it'd be an ok job
(Maybe even a nice job).
And "THEY" are probably nice people
And rent needs to be paid, and food needs to be bought
So, if I happen to sell out and accecpt it - please don't hate me
OK?
Thanks