Monday, January 31, 2005

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
Cold cream smells attrocious.
It is seriously one of the most over-perfuned things I've ever smelled.
(It probably doesn't help that I bought the cheapest brand I could find)

"Why," you wonder, "is Julie sniffing generic cold cream?"

Because, of course, cold cream is one of the key ingredients in HOMEMADE FACE PAINT.
I just tested the recipie, and I smell . . . ugh
The smell is really undescribe-able.
But if you imagine bathing in "old-lady" perfume and you'll get an idea.

Of course, it is possible to buy store-made face paint that smells nicer (but what is the fun in doing that?
I mean, if it's worth doing, it's worth making a really big mess, right?)

Yes, there will be photographs.
For the right price, I might even share.