THE RHINOSAURUS

Once in a jungle a rhinoceros
Was disturbed
While reading his thesaurus.
Thus perturbed
He did loudly roar-at-us.
A bit of a sore-arse-ce-ros
I guess.
No doubt was-rude-of-us.
But ill mannered of him I think
When we found him in the pink
Having thought him nearly extinct.
As we tried to apologize
He disappeared before our eyes.
Leaving us to theorize:
Why a fully grown rhinoceros
Would have need of his own-thesaurus?
And to wonder please are there other
Rhinoceroses reading their
Own-thesauruses?
Or is it Rhinocersi
and their thesaursi?

Blanantly Stolen from Leo because it made me smile!