Project Vote Smart has a list of all the canidates for president and VP, as well as important facts (like George Bush's favorite ice cream flavor is Pralines and Cream; and John Kerry has a pet canary named Sunshine)

Naming a yellow canary "sunshine" shows an astounding lack of creativity (as does Pralines and Cream). I'm thinking The National Barking Spider Resurgence Party, wins the creativity contest. That canidate has an "inscrutable pet rock" named Seymour.

Maybe next week I'll have something interesting to say (maybe not).