A True Story
Andy is my brother
Miller is his 2 year old son (which makes him my two year old nephew)
The following conversation is a transcript from last night and has not been altered in any way

Andy: What does a dog say?
Miller: Wolf wolf

Andy: What does a kitty say?
Miller: Meow

Andy: What does a duck say?
Miller: Quack quack

Andy: What does Mommy say?
Miller: I love you Miller

Andy: What does Grandma say?
Miller: HOLY SHIT!

Not only is the child brilliant - he's entertaining too!