If the sign says 'No shirt No shoes No service,' does that mean that pants are optional?

When I was a kid - back when 'hell' was one of the really bad cuss words - we would always say 'heck' when we really meant 'hell,' but just look at the word 'heck.' It's actually a combination of 'hell' and 'fuck' which should make it one of the nastiest cuss words of all.

Have you ever found a blog in your blogroll that you don't remember linking and can't even imagine why you would ever link?

Cultural diversity is listening to Pink Floyd in your pickup on the way to the opera.

It annoys me when bloggers who get 2 or 3 times as many visitors as I do complain about how 'few' visitors they get.

Reality show idea: Confine Paris and Nicole in a house with 6 or 8 gourmet chefs from the TV cooking shows for about nine weeks. For every pound Paris and Nicole gain the chefs each get $1000.