From Steve Strachan's blog!
Little Mary was in the garden filling up a hole in the dirt, when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Mary?" "My goldfish died," replied Mary tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was very concerned.

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Mary patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."