Sunday, May 25, 2003
Everything you wanted to know about the new gun law . . .
Q: Can I bring a gun to school now?
A: Yes! Just leave it in your car in the school parking lot.
Q: So I can have guns in the school parking lot?
A: Yes! But remember knives are still forbidden.
Q: How come I can have a gun, but not a knife?
A: Knifes don't have an effective national lobbying organization.
Q: Can bring a gun insdie a nuclear energy plant?
A: With Xcel Energy's current oversight standards, probably.
Q: Can I take my gun into bars and get riotously drunk?
A: Not riotously.
More fascinating facts about Minnesota's new gun law (for the 99.% of you who aren't Minnesooooooootians!!) can be found HERE (Really makes you wanna come visit me eh???)
Q: Can I bring a gun to school now?
A: Yes! Just leave it in your car in the school parking lot.
Q: So I can have guns in the school parking lot?
A: Yes! But remember knives are still forbidden.
Q: How come I can have a gun, but not a knife?
A: Knifes don't have an effective national lobbying organization.
Q: Can bring a gun insdie a nuclear energy plant?
A: With Xcel Energy's current oversight standards, probably.
Q: Can I take my gun into bars and get riotously drunk?
A: Not riotously.
More fascinating facts about Minnesota's new gun law (for the 99.% of you who aren't Minnesooooooootians!!) can be found HERE (Really makes you wanna come visit me eh???)