Thursday, April 17, 2003
From the local paper's police report . . .
Juvenile complaint: Report of an 8- or 9- year old girl pulling newspapers out of paper boxes and throwing them on the ground. Police warned the girl. She picked up the papers.
Trespassing compalint: The reporting party told police a woman was starting a fight. Police assisted. (hmmmm . . . assisted with what??)
And my favorite . . . . .
Juvenile complaint: Report of kids wandering in the middle of the street. Police were gone when police arrived. (That's a pretty good trick! And what's the world coming to!? Kids walking down the street. . . . there goes the neighborhood!)
Juvenile complaint: Report of an 8- or 9- year old girl pulling newspapers out of paper boxes and throwing them on the ground. Police warned the girl. She picked up the papers.
Trespassing compalint: The reporting party told police a woman was starting a fight. Police assisted. (hmmmm . . . assisted with what??)
And my favorite . . . . .
Juvenile complaint: Report of kids wandering in the middle of the street. Police were gone when police arrived. (That's a pretty good trick! And what's the world coming to!? Kids walking down the street. . . . there goes the neighborhood!)