You might be a graduate student if . . .
you'd rather have a laptop computer than a Lexus
you correct the local newspaper as you read it
you have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation
you can study and cook at the same time
you find yourself explaining to children that you are in "20th grade"
you look forward to taking some time off to do laundry
you procrastinate by starting as assignment for another class
you wonder how long you can live on macaroni and cheese without getting scurvy.

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