Monday, December 23, 2002

Collar Bells
A Christmas Carol for Cats
Sung to Jingle Bells

Collar bells, collar bells
Scares the birds away
Oh I hate this stupid thing
It's with me night and day - ay

Collar pink, collar pink
Oh I really pray
I can wriggle out of this
The guys all think I'm gay

Stalking through the grass
Jingling sound of brass
Caught nothing for a week
Feling like a freak

Collar bells, collar bells,
Scares the birds away
O I hate this stuppid thing
It's with me night and day - ay

Collar smells, colllar smells,
catching all the fleas,
Everyone just treats me like
I have a disease!!

From The Catmas Carols Book by J.&J. Hope

Posted by Julie VW | 12/23/2002 01:28:00 PM |